Not Movies

Star Wars Episode 51 - The Balance of Power feat. Laura Luttrell

The Balance rules the universe, maintaining relative peace through a perpetual cold war. Bo Blanko, son of wealthy and well-connected arms dealers gets mixed up with a street rat named Jara and involved in her home planet's Civil War. After being held captive, Bo discovers that not all planets are treated equally under the Balance and must decide where his allegiance lies. He also learned that Jara has a mysterious ability and uncovers a vast wealth of natural resources on her planet, perhaps enough to shift The Balance of Power.

Episode 50 - Star Wars Talk/Prequel to Episode 51 feat. Laura Luttrell

We took some time to talk about the Star Wars franchise and decide where to go with the first installment of our Trilogy. Star Wars - Episode 51 will be dropping in a week or less!

Episode 49 - The Hail Mary Pitch

Charlie Day stars in this fake movie about a guy writing a real movie and passing it off as a reboot of a fake movie. Get it? No? Better listen to the episode, ya Jabroni!

Episode 48 - The Great Action Escape

The world is being torn apart and two submarine pilots/hippy scientists need to decide whether they are going to try to escape or save it!

Episode 47 - The Elephant Barbecue

Another fun episode and another terrible movie!

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Episode 46 - Gremlins 3

It's Gremlins 3. Merry Christmas!!

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Episode 45 - The 4 Horsemen feat. Andy Moose and Rachel Gluck

Rachel Gluck and Andy Moose join us again and this time we write a film about a band essentially rocking their way through the apocalypse! The title was changed in post-production.

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Episode 44 - Sharpe as a Tack feat. Rachel Gluck & Andy Moose

If anyone can turn local Baltimore rapper U-Gene (Channing Tatum) into a superstar, it's Maggie Sharpe (Michelle Pfeiffer). One song will change the course of their lives and the face of music history forever! Thanks to Rachel Gluck and Andy Moose! Go see Rachel's play, Antagonymns! http://www.curiotheatre.org/antagonyms.html

Episode 43 - The Banjo Heart Library Way feat. Rachel Gluck and Colleen Hughes

This week we learn what it means to do things the Banjo Heart Library Way!

Episode 42 - Pie Hard feat Rachel Gluck and Colleen Hughes

It's Not Movies' one year anniversary so we wrote another (very different) Thanksgiving movie this year! Leslie Jones plays a former special ops soldier-turned-businesswoman in this action-packed thrill ride. She runs out to the store on Thanksgiving and ends up having to decide between saving her town and rescuing her family. And I think there are exploding turkeys. 

Thanks to our guests, Rachel Gluck and Colleen Hughes!

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Episode 41 - Fugue State feat. Andy Moose

Brendan Fraser stars alongside Angela Bassett in this small town political drama. An unknown catalyst induces cycles of fugue states which allow one candidate to unwittingly run for mayor against himself.

Episode 40 - Ignition feat. Jackee Morgan

Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, and June Diane Raphael of How Did This Get Made star alongside Guy Fieri in this over the top crime thriller set in Chicago's underground nightclub scene.

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Episode 39 - The Incredible Potato Chip Think Tank feat. Jackee Morgan

Small episode, big movie! Cover-ups, Murder, Twists, and Human Flavored Potato Chips included.

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(Micro) Episode 38 - Time to Adventure, Skeleton! feat. Justin Arawjo

Kate Micucci (Garfunkel and Oates, Don't Think Twice) plays a lovable skeleton in this new children's program from Not Movies Studios. Her friends help her discover that all sorts of fun adventures can be had once you decide to leave your couch!

Episode 37 - House Arrest feat. Justin Arawjo

It's Zootopia meets Smart House meets Lethal Weapon 4 on this weeks buddy-cop-with-a-twist Not Movie. Thanks to our guest, Justin Arawjo for bringing us such a weird and delightful premise!

Episode 36 - Tailer feat. Ben DiPette

A small-town bully learns to cope with the responsibility of a super-powered tail which he acquired after an encounter with some sort of radio-active goop.

The gang writes their first super hero movie!

Episode 35 - Not 2vies: Still Not A Movie feat. Ben DiPette

In this, the long awaited sequel to our film, Not Movies: The Not Movie, The Not Movies crew writes a Not Movie about Not Movies. There are conspiracies, evil McDonalds characters, love, loss, hi-jinx, espionage, and a few cameos from our college friends.

If you haven't heard the first one, go listen to it before this episode!
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Episode 34 - Talented Pillow Puppy Jamboree feat. Sara Murray

When you come up with a great movie title you run with it! This week we welcome back Sara Murray and finally write a vehicle Sinbad. It's short and sweet, so share it with your friends!

Episode 33 - The Wedding Planner, Too feat. Sara Murray

Sara Murray (ACTUAL WEDDING PLANNER) helps us write The Wedding Planner, Too! Judy Greer, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jennifer Lopez, John Cena, and Seth Rogen star in what we are pretty sure is our first official Rom-Com... Check it out!

Episode 32 - Brobots

Robots and humans war over who has to do the "shit-work" in this soon-to-be cult classic!