May 15, 2018
Episode 83 - Ornie
This week we talk about Eric's new job, Roseanne, and Coco, then we write a story about an alien named Ornie trying to get home!
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March 15, 2018
Episode 82 - The Golden Girls: Golden Years
Time traveling Golden Girls. Do you need to know more?
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January 12, 2018
Episode 81 - Posse Cats
Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny DeVito as King Rat!
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December 21, 2017
Episode 80 - Ready For Love
Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not.
We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's love life. Summer is there too.
We also feature To The WhiteS(upremacists) feat. Matt Wixson by Sean Arawjo at the end.
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October 16, 2017
Episode 79 - The Hot Wumba Scavenger Plague feat. Aaron Merena
I'm pretty sure this movie includes a drum-off between a human and an alien but I'm not 100% sure. One way to find out! Thanks to our awesome return guest Aaron Merena!!
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October 2, 2017
Episode 78 - This Is Spinal Tap 2 feat. Aaron Merena
This mockumentary follows the elderly David St. Hubbins who has reformed the Tap (with the help of some young gun musicians) and is planning a world tour. When the film crew locates former Spinal Tap members Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls and inadvertently breaks the news that David has reformed without them, they decide to form a rival Tap and hilarity ensues. Thanks to Aaron Merena for being our guest!
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September 26, 2017
Episode 77 - The Time Divination Headset feat. Ben DiPette
This week we come up with the first film in our young adult trilogy: The Time Divination Headset. A girl finds she has a special connection with a newly discovered piece of technology and must look into both her past and future to find answers to all life's big questions... Who am I? Where do I belong?... What's with this weird birth mark??
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September 18, 2017
Episode 76 - Blinded By The Light feat. Ben DiPette
Our elite team of thieves only has a few minutes to pull off the perfect heist... while everyone else is looking up at the sky!
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September 11, 2017
Episode 75 - The Bassoonist feat. Ben DiPette
Eric gives us his review of "IT", we talk about our favorite Stephen King stories and write one inspired by him. It's about a bassoon that sucks the life out of Joshua, the little prodigy who was unlicky enough to find it.
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August 17, 2017
Episode 74 - Not of Movies
This week we talk about Game of Thones the entire time!
Spoiler Alert: If you are not caught up through at least episode 4 (and are going to watch it), do not listen to this.
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We came up with another children's show this week! It's about a bunch of kids stranded on an island being taught survival skills by an opossom named Trinidad who also teaches them self-reliance by sometimes forgetting to feed them. Thanks again to Jackee Morgan for being our guest!!
This episode also features another Roof Beams song, Love and Taxes from the upcoming album Charon (Pre-order here!).
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August 1, 2017
Episode 72 - Legacy feat. Jackee Morgan
In possibly our most interesting movie idea yet, the main question we address is: If you found out that you could cure all forms of cancer worldwide by killing yourself, would you do it and if so, how long would you wait? Would you give yourself a week to tie up your loose ends? A month? A year? Cliff has to make that decision and tries to make his last seven days as meaninful as his inevitable death.
Thanks to Jackee Morgan for guesting!
This episode also features the song Circling a Stone by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here!
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July 25, 2017
Episode 71 - 9 Days feat. Jackee Morgan
This week we talk about honesty and make up a biopic about William Henry Harrison's doctor, Harold Fitzgerald! Thanks to Jackee Morgan for being our guest! We also feature the song Magic Show by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here!
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July 13, 2017
Episode 70 - Empty House feat. Dave Trum and Angie
Love them or hate them, The Tanners had a major impact on our generation. This week we killed them all off... or rather Mr. Woodchuck did. Thanks to Dave and Angie for helping us out; listen to our other podcast Sean & Dave Make Music too!
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July 3, 2017
Episode 69 - Vertical Horizon feat. Dave Trum
We first pitch a movie called The Sex Auditor starring Wanda Sykes but eventually end up settling on a snowboarding movie starring Mike Tyson and George Takei. Hope you like it!
Thanks to Dave Trum of Sean & Dave Make Music for being our guest!
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June 26, 2017
Episode 68 - Booty Call
Bruce the pirate kidnaps his old buddy Rodrigo for one last adventure... Rodrigo's wife stows away on the boat and kicks some ass, then they rob a landlubber bank and start their own pirate bank instead!
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June 20, 2017
Episode 67 - Miles and the Devil
RYAN STILES AND MAGIC REALISM: ANOTHER INSTANT CLASSIC FROM THE NOT MOVIES GANG!
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We come up with the Not Movies NES Game with the help of The Media Lunch Break Podcast!!
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Andrew Dunn and Chris Triebel of The Media Lunch Break made it all the way up to the definitely not made-up Coatesville Not Movies HQ! We make up perfectly nonsensical and convoluted art film about a house and also somehow the paintings of John Wayne Gacy.
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May 28, 2017
Episode 64 - Air Bud Reborn
This isn't your grandpa's Buddies movie; it's Air Bud Reborn!
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