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Time traveling Golden Girls. Do you need to know more?

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Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny DeVito as King Rat!

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Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not. 

We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's love life. Summer is there too.

We also feature To The WhiteS(upremacists) feat. Matt Wixson by Sean Arawjo at the end.

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I'm pretty sure this movie includes a drum-off between a human and an alien but I'm not 100% sure. One way to find out! Thanks to our awesome return guest Aaron Merena!!

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This mockumentary follows the elderly David St. Hubbins who has reformed the Tap (with the help of some young gun musicians) and is planning a world tour. When the film crew locates former Spinal Tap members Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls and inadvertently breaks the news that David has reformed without them, they decide to form a rival Tap and hilarity ensues. Thanks to Aaron Merena for being our guest!

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This week we come up with the first film in our young adult trilogy: The Time Divination Headset. A girl finds she has a special connection with a newly discovered piece of technology and must look into both her past and future to find answers to all life's big questions... Who am I? Where do I belong?... What's with this weird birth mark?? 

Our elite team of thieves only has a few minutes to pull off the perfect heist... while everyone else is looking up at the sky! 

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Eric gives us his review of "IT", we talk about our favorite Stephen King stories and write one inspired by him. It's about a bassoon that sucks the life out of Joshua, the little prodigy who was unlicky enough to find it. 

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This week we talk about Game of Thones the entire time! 

Spoiler Alert: If you are not caught up through at least episode 4 (and are going to watch it), do not listen to this.

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We came up with another children's show this week! It's about a bunch of kids stranded on an island being taught survival skills by an opossom named Trinidad who also teaches them self-reliance by sometimes forgetting to feed them. Thanks again to Jackee Morgan for being our guest!!

This episode also features another Roof Beams song, Love and Taxes from the upcoming album Charon (Pre-order here!). 

In possibly our most interesting movie idea yet, the main question we address is: If you found out that you could cure all forms of cancer worldwide by killing yourself, would you do it and if so, how long would you wait? Would you give yourself a week to tie up your loose ends? A month? A year? Cliff has to make that decision and tries to make his last seven days as meaninful as his inevitable death.

Thanks to Jackee Morgan for guesting!
This episode also features the song Circling a Stone by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here!

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This week we talk about honesty and make up a biopic about William Henry Harrison's doctor, Harold Fitzgerald! Thanks to Jackee Morgan for being our guest! We also feature the song Magic Show by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here!

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Love them or hate them, The Tanners had a major impact on our generation. This week we killed them all off... or rather Mr. Woodchuck did. Thanks to Dave and Angie for helping us out; listen to our other podcast Sean & Dave Make Music too!

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We first pitch a movie called The Sex Auditor starring Wanda Sykes but eventually end up settling on a snowboarding movie starring Mike Tyson and George Takei. Hope you like it!
Thanks to Dave Trum of Sean & Dave Make Music for being our guest!

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Bruce the pirate kidnaps his old buddy Rodrigo for one last adventure... Rodrigo's wife stows away on the boat and kicks some ass, then they rob a landlubber bank and start their own pirate bank instead!

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RYAN STILES AND MAGIC REALISM: ANOTHER INSTANT CLASSIC FROM THE NOT MOVIES GANG!

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We come up with the Not Movies NES Game with the help of The Media Lunch Break Podcast!!

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Andrew Dunn and Chris Triebel of The Media Lunch Break made it all the way up to the definitely not made-up Coatesville Not Movies HQ! We make up perfectly nonsensical and convoluted art film about a house and also somehow the paintings of John Wayne Gacy. 

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This isn't your grandpa's Buddies movie; it's Air Bud Reborn! 

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I guess we tried to write a feminist movie about a strip club... how did we do?

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