Two English or possibly Australian smugglers come up with THE. PERFECT. HEIST.

Thanks to our returning guest Scott Harris!

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You know it, you love it, it's that classic wacky doctor game: Operation; and now the game you know and love is a Blockbuster Action Not Movie!

Dwayne "The White Blood Cell" Johnson spends his days floating down that old lazy river that is the human body and protecting it against infectious disease and foreign invaders... but it's not enough for him...he has good ideas...why can't he become a brain cell? Maybe one day he will. But before then his entire world will be torn asunder and he might just be the only one who can save the day!

*Batteries not included.*

Huge thanks to our guest Scott Harris for bringing us this strange and fascinating idea. Stay tuned for another short one with him next week!

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Interdimensional Private Investigator Scam Likely needs your help... he's been calling you but you haven't had the courage to pick up... why, WHY won't you answer? The case needs to be solved!

Our gruff and beloved gumshoe travels through space, possibly time, and definitely dimensions via a magical bodega in order to get our other main character Haley (an oblivious missing person with an oddly consistent streak of bad luck) back to her home world.

Thanks so much to Hannah Siegele for helping us finally bring this one to life!

And thanks to Jeff Rosenstock for not suing us over our use of his Technical Difficulties theme.

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*AGE DISCRIMINATION WARNING* If you're a boomer and are sensitive to being called "old", "the worst", etc. go ahead and scroll right past this. It's not for you.

If you're a Millennial or GenZer and already a fan of Not Movies, well shit, today's your lucky day!

Micah (from the popular tik-tok channel Wake-up Make-up with Micah), Chad the girl break dancer, and Curt the aloof skater boi need to save their generation from the vengeful rich old CEO Bic who's been surreptitiously infiltrating their brains via their favorite app and possibly also breath mints.

Huge thanks to Adrianna for being our guest this episode!

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February 22, 2020

Episode 98 - Chew Love

Sorry it's been a while... go listen to some other shows instead:

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After his beloved Mama suddenly passes (half-way through our first big musical number) a sheltered, damaged man-child played by Bobby Moynihan must leave home for the first time to find his purpose and also the Fonz! He meets up with a con man played by Steve Buscemi, they trek across the country to find/kidnap/save Henry Winkler, and they both learn a few valuable life lessons along the way. 

We're joined by guests Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000, the host and producer of Let Me Ask You A Question and we also wrote and recorded a song for this one:

When I Meet The Fonz - by Anthony De Angelis and Sean Arawjo (Piano by Anthony, Flute and Saxophones by Sean, Drums and Bass by Dave Trum, Vocals by Dan Pardo)

Let Me Ask You A Question Links: iTunes  facebook  Twitter  instagram  

Find more shows and art produced by EJ5000 at Moot.TV and WeAreAllSpies

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Separated from his true home on the moon, Mothman, the seldom celebrated and often misunderstood cryptid searches for purpose in the one town that still holds an annual festival in his honor.

Thanks to Emily Cackowski for being our guest/Mothman expert!! 

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Find out how these random words fit together into a tight, cohesive, and compelling 3-act story (LIKE ALWAYS) on another exciting episode of Not Movies!

Big thanks to our returning guest, Laura!

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Harvey, Franklin, and the rest of their high school debate team search for the mythical Sea-corn (and possibly also the true meaning of friendship??) in this heart-warming and action-packed adventure!

Thanks to Laura MacElree for coming in with big ideas right out of the gate! We also do another wildly successful Phrank's Pranks segment. 

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This is the second episode in our crossover series with the Let Me Ask You A Question Podcast (no, you didn't miss one; we're posting this first because writing songs about Fonzie takes longer than you might think... DEAL with it)! ANYWAY, you may have guessed this is another of those each-person-says-a-random-word-to-create-a-title ones. GREAT JOB! 

We cast Danny DeVito as the headmaster of a reform school where Violet Raunchy-Monsters go to learn to become raunchier and therefore uglier.

LMAYAQ boys Host Anthony and Producer EJ5000 bring you their own brand of raunch every week on Let Me Ask You A Question. Check them out on iTunes or at Moot.TV!

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March 1, 2019

Episode 92 - Mildred

The gang talks about Tim Burton's big hits and big misses, then writes a Burton inspired tale about some sort of tummy monster that eats half a neighborhood! 

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This week Sean learns that not all the movie ideas need to be ridiculous so he pitches the greatest idea he's ever had (please don't steal it!): In a format unabashedly stolen from the GBBO, a cast of unsigned musicians with various talents and abilities will compete in three different musical challenges each week. The audience will get to peek behind the curtain and see what actually goes into the process of music production. 

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January 31, 2019

Episode 90 - Waste of Space

What if Dannys Trejo and Tamberelli starred in an SciFi/Asylum style movie set on an automated space ship headed towards the sun? Find out on the triumphant return on Not Movies!

We also talk about why we had to take a hiatus and Eric's new life plan, and Summer claims she's being forced to podcast against her will! Sean tells a joke.

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What would happen if the Not Movies gang formed a cult??? We'd probably be directionless and it would be hard for us to make decisions and agree on things. But Eric would definitely end up taking most of the fall. Find out more in this Not Movie! 

Thanks to Laura Presby for guesting again and thanks to LMAYAQ for helping inspire this episode! Check out their show on Moot.tv!

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Evil, shark-controlling sea monsters use the effects of global warming to split an ice peninsula off from the mainland and wreak havoc on the now-isolated town. The nerdy science teacher, played by The Rock may be the only one who can reunite the land mass, kill the monsters, and save the town. We also learn about Laura the librarian and do a segment of Phrank's Pranks!

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The Slapstick British Turtle is the story of a down-on-his-luck boy who befrends a stray snapping turtle. When he finds out that the titular pub has been holding illegal back room turtle fights, he must decide between entering his new friend into the next big match in hopes of winning big money OR letting his family's print shop go out of business. Oh yeah, his family owns a print shop. 

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The Jack attack is back on this episode of Not Movies and we come up with a Manic Pixie Dream Boy movie about a free spirit who picks up cans for a living and also makes garbage art!

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Three ex-CIA agents (Joe Pesci and Dannies Glover and DeVito) come out of retirement because they are the only ones with the specialized skills needed to stop some sort of nefarious gun lobbying organization that's taken over the government!

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Was John McClane a supercop or a regular cop? Find out for sure on this week's episode of Not Movies!

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May 15, 2018

Episode 83 - Ornie

This week we talk about Eric's new job, Roseanne, and Coco, then we write a story about an alien named Ornie trying to get home!

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