Find out how these random words fit together into a tight, cohesive, and compelling 3-act story (LIKE ALWAYS) on another exciting episode of Not Movies!
Big thanks to our returning guest, Laura!
May 11, 2019
The Sea-corn feat. Laura MacElree
Harvey, Franklin, and the rest of their high school debate team search for the mythical Sea-corn (and possibly also the true meaning of friendship??) in this heart-warming and action-packed adventure!
Thanks to Laura MacElree for coming in with big ideas right out of the gate! We also do another wildly successful Phrank's Pranks segment.
March 29, 2019
Episode 93 - Raunchy Violet Monster Lads Need to Change feat. Anthony De Angelis and EJ5000
This is the second episode in our crossover series with the Let Me Ask You A Question Podcast (no, you didn't miss one; we're posting this first because writing songs about Fonzie takes longer than you might think... DEAL with it)! ANYWAY, you may have guessed this is another of those each-person-says-a-random-word-to-create-a-title ones. GREAT JOB!
We cast Danny DeVito as the headmaster of a reform school where Violet Raunchy-Monsters go to learn to become raunchier and therefore uglier.
LMAYAQ boys Host Anthony and Producer EJ5000 bring you their own brand of raunch every week on Let Me Ask You A Question. Check them out on iTunes or at Moot.TV!
Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)
March 1, 2019
Episode 92 - Mildred
The gang talks about Tim Burton's big hits and big misses, then writes a Burton inspired tale about some sort of tummy monster that eats half a neighborhood!
Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)
February 17, 2019
Episode 91 - The Great Music Make Off
This week Sean learns that not all the movie ideas need to be ridiculous so he pitches the greatest idea he's ever had (please don't steal it!): In a format unabashedly stolen from the GBBO, a cast of unsigned musicians with various talents and abilities will compete in three different musical challenges each week. The audience will get to peek behind the curtain and see what actually goes into the process of music production.
Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)
January 31, 2019
Episode 90 - Waste of Space
What if Dannys Trejo and Tamberelli starred in an SciFi/Asylum style movie set on an automated space ship headed towards the sun? Find out on the triumphant return on Not Movies!
We also talk about why we had to take a hiatus and Eric's new life plan, and Summer claims she's being forced to podcast against her will! Sean tells a joke.
Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)
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September 16, 2018
Episode 89 Mr. Fiskir’s Magic Elixir feat. Laura Presby
What would happen if the Not Movies gang formed a cult??? We'd probably be directionless and it would be hard for us to make decisions and agree on things. But Eric would definitely end up taking most of the fall. Find out more in this Not Movie!
Thanks to Laura Presby for guesting again and thanks to LMAYAQ for helping inspire this episode! Check out their show on Moot.tv!
August 27, 2018
Episode 88 - Beneath Us feat. Laura Presby
Evil, shark-controlling sea monsters use the effects of global warming to split an ice peninsula off from the mainland and wreak havoc on the now-isolated town. The nerdy science teacher, played by The Rock may be the only one who can reunite the land mass, kill the monsters, and save the town. We also learn about Laura the librarian and do a segment of Phrank's Pranks!
The Slapstick British Turtle is the story of a down-on-his-luck boy who befrends a stray snapping turtle. When he finds out that the titular pub has been holding illegal back room turtle fights, he must decide between entering his new friend into the next big match in hopes of winning big money OR letting his family's print shop go out of business. Oh yeah, his family owns a print shop.
July 22, 2018
Episode 86 - Love Adjacent feat. Jackee Morgan
The Jack attack is back on this episode of Not Movies and we come up with a Manic Pixie Dream Boy movie about a free spirit who picks up cans for a living and also makes garbage art!
July 15, 2018
Episode 85 - Jackhammer, Brick, Kaleidoscope
Three ex-CIA agents (Joe Pesci and Dannies Glover and DeVito) come out of retirement because they are the only ones with the specialized skills needed to stop some sort of nefarious gun lobbying organization that's taken over the government!
May 22, 2018
Episode 84 - The Gang Argues About Die Hard
Was John McClane a supercop or a regular cop? Find out for sure on this week's episode of Not Movies!
May 15, 2018
Episode 83 - Ornie
This week we talk about Eric's new job, Roseanne, and Coco, then we write a story about an alien named Ornie trying to get home!
March 15, 2018
Episode 82 - The Golden Girls: Golden Years
Time traveling Golden Girls. Do you need to know more?
January 12, 2018
Episode 81 - Posse Cats
Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny DeVito as King Rat!
December 21, 2017
Episode 80 - Ready For Love
Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not.
We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's love life. Summer is there too.
We also feature To The WhiteS(upremacists) feat. Matt Wixson by Sean Arawjo at the end.
October 16, 2017
Episode 79 - The Hot Wumba Scavenger Plague feat. Aaron Merena
I'm pretty sure this movie includes a drum-off between a human and an alien but I'm not 100% sure. One way to find out! Thanks to our awesome return guest Aaron Merena!!
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October 2, 2017
Episode 78 - This Is Spinal Tap 2 feat. Aaron Merena
This mockumentary follows the elderly David St. Hubbins who has reformed the Tap (with the help of some young gun musicians) and is planning a world tour. When the film crew locates former Spinal Tap members Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls and inadvertently breaks the news that David has reformed without them, they decide to form a rival Tap and hilarity ensues. Thanks to Aaron Merena for being our guest!
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September 26, 2017
Episode 77 - The Time Divination Headset feat. Ben DiPette
This week we come up with the first film in our young adult trilogy: The Time Divination Headset. A girl finds she has a special connection with a newly discovered piece of technology and must look into both her past and future to find answers to all life's big questions... Who am I? Where do I belong?... What's with this weird birth mark??
September 18, 2017
Episode 76 - Blinded By The Light feat. Ben DiPette
Our elite team of thieves only has a few minutes to pull off the perfect heist... while everyone else is looking up at the sky!
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