Not Movies

Episode 31 - Pokemon Evolution

We wrote a live-action Pokemon movie. It had a very simple, cohesive plot that made complete sense and came together easily and had no plot holes... I promise!

Episode 30 - Our Family Sucks

A star-studded cast brings both levity and heart to this family reunion movie. Oh also, they are all vampires...

Episode 29 - Pete's A Pizza

Pete's A Pizza is a coming of age tale about a boy who, through a chemical reaction (initiated by a lightning strike) becomes a PIZZA boy and eventually a PIZZA MAN! Starring Steve Buscemi and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait.
5 Stars

Thanks to our two very special guests, Matt Raj and Ethan Jiorle <3

Episode 28 - Let it Bee feat. Alyx Scotolati

Love them or hate them, bees hold all the power in this world. That's just a fact. Here's what might happen if they realize it!

Episode 27 - The Friends Movie feat. Alyx Scotolati

This week the gang welcomes Eric's sister Alyx, instigates several celebrity feuds, and catches up with some old friends!

Episode 26 - B-5

The Not Movies crew returns after a week-long hiatus to bring you a story about love, loss, friendship, sex, jealousy, family, gang violence, the Jonas Brothers, and BINGO!

(Micro) Episode 25 - Taxicab Scorpion Menagerie

What happens when you mix plot points from Taxi Driver and Cash Cab, then throw in some scorpions? Find out this week on another exciting episode of Not Movies!

Episode 24 - user46893

This Not Movie is about a leading child psychologist's fall from grace and subsequent journey to continue making a positive impact.
Also, we recorded it before I (still) Like Turtles so that's why our banter doesn't make sense.

Episode 23 - I (still) Like Turtles

What ever happened to Jonathan, the Zombie Kid after his awesome face-paint job and subsequent fame? Nobody can be 100% sure but we posit that it went something like this...

Ignorance is Bliss: The Steve Brule Story feat. Pat and Michelle

Welp, you asked for it... more John C. Reilly! We dive deep into the past to find out what makes Steve Brule Steve Brule. Do yourself a favor and CHECK IT OUT!

Episode 21 - Bob Cadabra &amp; the Muggle Magician feat. Pat and Michelle

Pat and Michelle stopped by with a really interesting premise this week! It's set in the familiar wizarding world of Harry Potter and Neil Patrick Harris and the Illuminati both make appearances. And Pat tells a few poop-related stories. Enjoy!

Episode 20 - PTERO-REDACTED

People, this is the movie you have been waiting for. It's one part Office Space, one part Tammy and the T-Rex and one part Jurassic Park.

(Micro) Episode 19 - pet/master

We wrote a movie in only ten minutes this week!

Episode 18 - The Bull Rider

It's a Buddy Rodeo-Clown movie this week starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly! That's pretty much all you need to know....

Episode 17 - Planet Baltimore feat. Ryan Beacher

With the help of Ryan Beacher (actual film-maker!) we try our hand at an indie Sci-Fi movie. This one takes place in the Y4k and deals with trying to find meaning in life and also technology and stuff.
Check out Ryan's website! http://www.squarewarestudios.com/

Episode 16 - Wingin' it!

Please enjoy our first Celebrity Guest Suggestion! Todd Glass and Chris Farren pitched us a movie about pigeons going to the North Pole and this is what we came up with. The Easter Bunny also plays a central role, we cast Nick Offerman as Santa, and Warwick Davis reprises his role as an evil Leprechaun!

Episode 15 - Lavell Crawford's Ghost Fighters feat. Ben DiPette

We've got another mini episode for you. This one is a reality show featuring the great Lavelle Crawford! Thanks to our guest, Ben DiPette!

Episode 14 - Not Movies, the Not Movie feat. Ben DiPette

What would happen if Not Movies hired a manager? Find out in this week's episode featuring the very funny Ben DiPette!

Episode 13 - Great Burger!

I really think this one speaks for itself. If you see this image and aren't compelled to listen to this podcast... I guess you probably are part of a different generation than us. You might like it anyway.

Episode 12 - Schmears To You!

The gang writes a movie about the inner workings of a bagel shop!