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Each episode we come up with a ridiculous idea for a movie!
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Saturday Feb 16, 2019
Saturday Feb 16, 2019
This week Sean learns that not all the movie ideas need to be ridiculous so he pitches the greatest idea he's ever had (please don't steal it!): In a format unabashedly stolen from the GBBO, a cast of unsigned musicians with various talents and abilities will compete in three different musical challenges each week. The audience will get to peek behind the curtain and see what actually goes into the process of music production.
Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)
Thursday Jan 31, 2019
Thursday Jan 31, 2019
What if Dannys Trejo and Tamberelli starred in an SciFi/Asylum style movie set on an automated space ship headed towards the sun? Find out on the triumphant return on Not Movies!
We also talk about why we had to take a hiatus and Eric's new life plan, and Summer claims she's being forced to podcast against her will! Sean tells a joke.
Sean & Dave Make Music (Sean's other podcast)
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Sunday Sep 16, 2018
Sunday Sep 16, 2018
What would happen if the Not Movies gang formed a cult??? We'd probably be directionless and it would be hard for us to make decisions and agree on things. But Eric would definitely end up taking most of the fall. Find out more in this Not Movie!
Thanks to Laura Presby for guesting again and thanks to LMAYAQ for helping inspire this episode! Check out their show on Moot.tv!
Monday Aug 27, 2018
Monday Aug 27, 2018
Evil, shark-controlling sea monsters use the effects of global warming to split an ice peninsula off from the mainland and wreak havoc on the now-isolated town. The nerdy science teacher, played by The Rock may be the only one who can reunite the land mass, kill the monsters, and save the town. We also learn about Laura the librarian and do a segment of Phrank's Pranks!
Thursday Aug 02, 2018
Thursday Aug 02, 2018
The Slapstick British Turtle is the story of a down-on-his-luck boy who befrends a stray snapping turtle. When he finds out that the titular pub has been holding illegal back room turtle fights, he must decide between entering his new friend into the next big match in hopes of winning big money OR letting his family's print shop go out of business. Oh yeah, his family owns a print shop.
Sunday Jul 22, 2018
Sunday Jul 22, 2018
The Jack attack is back on this episode of Not Movies and we come up with a Manic Pixie Dream Boy movie about a free spirit who picks up cans for a living and also makes garbage art!
Sunday Jul 15, 2018
Sunday Jul 15, 2018
Three ex-CIA agents (Joe Pesci and Dannies Glover and DeVito) come out of retirement because they are the only ones with the specialized skills needed to stop some sort of nefarious gun lobbying organization that's taken over the government!
Monday May 21, 2018
Monday May 21, 2018
Was John McClane a supercop or a regular cop? Find out for sure on this week's episode of Not Movies!
Monday May 14, 2018
Monday May 14, 2018
This week we talk about Eric's new job, Roseanne, and Coco, then we write a story about an alien named Ornie trying to get home!
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
Friday Jan 12, 2018
Friday Jan 12, 2018
Posse Cats is a story about a group of City Cats trying to stay alive in the mean streets and subways of NYC. Starring Danny DeVito as King Rat!
Wednesday Dec 20, 2017
Wednesday Dec 20, 2017
Joan is newly single and ready for love! Maybe romantic love... maybe not.
We also talk about Sean's world record and the nitty gritty of Eric's love life. Summer is there too.
We also feature To The WhiteS(upremacists) feat. Matt Wixson by Sean Arawjo at the end.
Sunday Oct 15, 2017
Sunday Oct 15, 2017
I'm pretty sure this movie includes a drum-off between a human and an alien but I'm not 100% sure. One way to find out! Thanks to our awesome return guest Aaron Merena!!
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Monday Oct 02, 2017
Monday Oct 02, 2017
This mockumentary follows the elderly David St. Hubbins who has reformed the Tap (with the help of some young gun musicians) and is planning a world tour. When the film crew locates former Spinal Tap members Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls and inadvertently breaks the news that David has reformed without them, they decide to form a rival Tap and hilarity ensues. Thanks to Aaron Merena for being our guest!
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Monday Sep 25, 2017
Monday Sep 25, 2017
This week we come up with the first film in our young adult trilogy: The Time Divination Headset. A girl finds she has a special connection with a newly discovered piece of technology and must look into both her past and future to find answers to all life's big questions... Who am I? Where do I belong?... What's with this weird birth mark??
Monday Sep 18, 2017
Monday Sep 18, 2017
Our elite team of thieves only has a few minutes to pull off the perfect heist... while everyone else is looking up at the sky!
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Monday Sep 11, 2017
Monday Sep 11, 2017
Eric gives us his review of "IT", we talk about our favorite Stephen King stories and write one inspired by him. It's about a bassoon that sucks the life out of Joshua, the little prodigy who was unlicky enough to find it.
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Thursday Aug 17, 2017
Thursday Aug 17, 2017
This week we talk about Game of Thones the entire time!
Spoiler Alert: If you are not caught up through at least episode 4 (and are going to watch it), do not listen to this.
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Sunday Aug 06, 2017
Sunday Aug 06, 2017
We came up with another children's show this week! It's about a bunch of kids stranded on an island being taught survival skills by an opossom named Trinidad who also teaches them self-reliance by sometimes forgetting to feed them. Thanks again to Jackee Morgan for being our guest!!
This episode also features another Roof Beams song, Love and Taxes from the upcoming album Charon (Pre-order here!).
Tuesday Aug 01, 2017
Tuesday Aug 01, 2017
In possibly our most interesting movie idea yet, the main question we address is: If you found out that you could cure all forms of cancer worldwide by killing yourself, would you do it and if so, how long would you wait? Would you give yourself a week to tie up your loose ends? A month? A year? Cliff has to make that decision and tries to make his last seven days as meaninful as his inevitable death.
Thanks to Jackee Morgan for guesting!
This episode also features the song Circling a Stone by Roof Beams. Pre-order the new album, Charon here!
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